T Shirts: Please add a note in the checkout for which size you'd like.

larger image Women's Black Sheep Tee $15 Women's Vintage style T-shirt in 50% combed ring-spun cotton50% polyester with a custom contoured fit. S-XL. Heather Blue.	larger image Women's Heartbreak Tee Blue $15 Women's Vintage style T-shirt in 50% combed ring-spun cotton50% polyester with a custom contoured fit. S-XL. Heather Blue.
larger image Women's Heartbreak Tee Grey $15 Women's pre-shrunk 100% combed ring-spun cotton, soft jersey knit t-shirt. S-XL. Deep Heather.	larger image Women's Black Heart Tee $15 Women's pre-shrunk 100% combed ring-spun cotton, soft jersey knit t-shirt. S-XL. Deep Heather.
larger image Women's White Heart Tee Blue $15 Women's Vintage style T-shirt in 50% combed ring-spun cotton50% polyester with a custom contoured fit. S-XL. Heather Blue.	larger image Women's White Heart Tee Grey $15 Women's pre-shrunk 100% combed ring-spun cotton, soft jersey knit t-shirt. S-XL. Deep Heather.
larger image Men's Black Sheep T Shirt Grey $15 Men's pre-shrunk 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt. Available in Small (2 left), Medium (5 left), and Large (2 left). Athletic Grey.	larger image Men's Black Sheep T Shirt Blue $15 Men's pre-shrunk 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt. Only 1 Shirt Left in size Large. Light Blue.
larger image Men's Black Sheep Tee $15 Men's pre-shrunk 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt. Only Small Available (1 left). Texas Orange.	larger image Men's Black Heart T Shirt Grey $15 Men's pre-shrunk 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt. Only Medium Available (2 left). Dark Heather.

Zines:

larger image Mary Van Note's Guide to Datin $2 By Mary Van Note Publisher self-published Page Count 20pp Size 5.5 x 4.25 Notes Handmade Date Published 2006 ---------------------------------------------- How hard is it to date Mary Van Note? She made you a frickin' guide! Rule #8 - Get over your insecurities. Rule #9 - I love big cock. She explains.	larger image Mary Van Note's Experiences wi $2 By Mary Van Note Publisher self-publsihed Page Count 20pp Size 5.5 x 4.25 Notes Handmade Date Published 2006 ---------------------------------------------- After graduating from college, Mary got sick of her waitressing job. And through an odd series of events (well, okay, she posted her resume on Craigslist), she ended up working for Ultimate Fighter Frank Shamrock.
larger image Mary Van Note's Experiences (o $3 By Mary Van Note Publisher self-published Page Count 16pp Size 5.5 x 8.5 Notes Handmade Date Published 2006 ---------------------------------------------- 16 pages of Mary Van Note's sexual experiences. Sure she walked in on her brother masturbating, sure the first time she gave head she used too much teeth, but she also snowballed a guy without warning and fell in love. And why is Alf on the cover? You need to read Mary Van Note Sexual Experience #4.	larger image Inside the Head of Mary Van No $2.00 18 pages Ever wonder what's inside Mary Van Note's head? Well, here's your guide. From wallpaper to Jewish boys, you'll get to learn a bit of what makes Mary Van Note, well, Mary Van Note.
larger image Comedy 2007 Portraits! $2.00 18 pages, 20 portraits Recently proclaimed as breakthrough stick figure artist of the year, Mary Van Note will dazzle you with her accuracy in capturing the essence of such comedians as Patton Oswalt, Maria Bamford, Neil Hamburger, Doug Benson and Erik Charles Nielsen. This is a limited first edition, before Mary Van Note publishes an even larger, even more poignant book of comedy portraits. The perfect gift for the comedy nerd inside yourself! Use it as an autograph book!	larger image MVN Fun Pack! $2.00 The Mary Van Note Fun Pack comes with two 1 buttons with art by Colleen Coover, and two vinyl stickers with art by Mary Van Note.

TOTE BAGS:

larger image Black Sheep Red Tote $15 12-ounce cotton twill; cotton web handles. Measures 14w x 14h x 3d.	larger image Black Sheep Denim Tote $15 12-ounce cotton twill; cotton web handles. Measures 14w x 14h x 3d.
larger image Black Heart Denim Tote $15 12-ounce cotton twill; cotton web handles. Measures 14w x 14h x 3d.	larger image Black Heart Red Tote $15 12-ounce cotton twill; cotton web handles. Measures 14w x 14h x 3d.
larger image White Heart Denim Tote $15 12-ounce cotton twill; cotton web handles. Measures 14w x 14h x 3d.	larger image White Heart Red Tote $15 12-ounce cotton twill; cotton web handles. Measures 14w x 14h x 3d.
larger image Heartbreak Denim Tote $15 12-ounce cotton twill; cotton web handles. Measures 14w x 14h x 3d.	larger image Heartbreak Denim Tote $15 12-ounce cotton twill; cotton web handles. Measures 14w x 14h x 3d.